Steven. I met Steven through a friend, a former missionary, who meets him once a week to help him with his shopping and any legal or financial matters. Steven is 94, about 4 foot tall, has a crooked face from I suspect an accident, and his false teeth don't fit very well. He probably blends in with most old folks, his trousers are somewhat half - mast and he shuffles along with a stick and the obligatory shopping bag. What makes Steven interesting is that despite his advanced years, he is sharp as a tack, does impersonations and is taking singing lessons!

I bumped into Steven again recently and he asked me if I would like to "hear an impersonation?". He told me he would "now do a contestant off of Pop Idol" at which point he belted out 5 lines of some unknown song. When he finished I asked him who the contestant was. He replied "I have no idea!"

Update

After a nasty fall at home Steven has moved into an old people's home. He is still sprightly and running rings round the nursing staff.